Emotional response test in the queue:

“You mind answering a few questions for an underway investigation m’am? This is an emotional response test. “

“Euh, okay”

“First: you come home early one day to find your husband wearing your underwears. How do you feel?”

“… Awkward?”

“[writes ‘awkward’]. Second: your five-year old decides to disguise herself and shows up with a dominatrix outfit, how do you feel?”

“… Awkward again?”

“[writes ‘awkward’] A government agent asks you for your telephone number, what do you do?”

“I don’t give it.”

“Good answer. Have a good day m’am”